This may come lol as a surprise to many of you, but it turns out that drinking lots of alcohol, smoking a boatload of cigarettes, doing copious amounts of drugs and downing cup after cup of coffee is actually bad for your cum. It makes it bitter and gross, so if you want your sex person to swallow, lay off these things for a week or so. Or like forever. Even as there are things you should definitely not eat, there are also things you can eat. Semen on a good day tastes like sour milk mixed with damp socks.

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2. Load up on water
Illustrations by Heather Benjamin. All illustrations by Heather Benjamin. It was true; I kissed her and my semen tasted like fruit juice. During the previous few days, I had eaten pineapple and berries for lunch and was drinking more juice than usual. I had heard that food with natural sugars made your cum taste better, but I was surprised to find any truth to the urban legend. Carol Queen , a sociologist and sexologist whose practice focuses on sex-positivity, among other sex-related topics, recently told me over the phone. If you can tell a difference in someone's body odor, then the likelihood is that you can tell about their sexual secretions, as well. In other words, if your farts or armpits smell weird after you eat a lot of meat or dairy, chances are your jizz or vagina will reflect the same.
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